Do spam

Hoje, ao abrir a caixa de correio do Revisão da Matéria, encontrei 115 mensagens de spam. Lixo. 115. Muitas delas repetidas.
Não sei o que é que esta gente espera vender com estes métodos, mas lá que há ofertas para todos os gostos, lá isso…

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O clássico:

Mas o meu favorito é este:
Dear Winner,

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Mas porque é que eles se dão ao trabalho? Aqui não há "fregueses".